American Taleban

Calling Names

We call American "the Great Satan" to rally support for our cause overseas - but the US media is much more effective at spreading our propaganda.

The United States has never been an "invader" or an "occupier" of either Iraq or Afghanistan - they came as liberators and now stay not only as peace keepers and law enforcers, but also teachers, bringing modern ideals of  humanity and equality to the poor and uneducated, something we cannot allow to continue.

Similarly, there are no "insurgents" in either Iraq or Afghanistan. By their own definition we, our allies, and our competitors, are terrorists, murderers, and criminals. We use fanaticism for our own ends - not for liberation or any other humanist ideal. Yet they legitimize us every day, while portraying their own troops as nothing but occupiers and murderers. Value the American media for they are the enemies of our enemy and therefore our friends.

T-Shirt Terrorism

Liberalism in America is not just defeatist and hypocritical; it actively supports international terrorism while demeaning the sacrifice of America's soldiers - the majority of whom wouldn't have been murdered or wounded had the war not been undermined from the beginning.

We couldn't ask for better advertising if we were doing it ourselves.

The Iraq Death Shrine

It's emblematic of the sickness of American culture that their most revered monument from modern times - the Vietnam "War Memorial" - is nothing more than a shrine to deaths made meaningless by America's cowardice 35 years ago. The pacifists, the News Media, and now the Democrats won't be satisfied until every living American soldier is ashamed of his or her service in Iraq, every wounded one is considered a pathetic victim, and every dead one becomes nothing more than a name on another meaningless black wall. Their soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan already know that they have been abandoned and will be pitied rather than valorized, just like the ones in Vietnam were.

The Enemy Within

America's greatest strengths - freedom and democracy - are also its greatest weaknesses for they are easily perverted by those who seek power at any cost. True evil isn't done by us - we are merely pragmatists and opportunists. True evil is done by those who sell out their country's ideals and warriors for short-term political gain  even if it jeopardizes the future and makes the sacrifices of the present for naught. The "anti-war" politicians are our most loyal allies. Our real enemies are the wives, husbands, fathers, and mothers who understand what their loved ones are fighting for, even while they fear for their safety.

A Voice of Reason

There's a saying that goes "A voice of reason is the only thing a fool ignores and a madman fears." Luckily, there are few voices of reason available to the American public. The Americans are not barbaric enough (as are we) to kill a defenseless enemy outright. And their justice system can be co-opted almost as easily as the Europeans'. The only real threat we face is from the extra-judicial system they have set up in places like Guantanamo. It's not that our fighters face torture (as we know it). Instead, without daily indoctrinations and orgies of death and destruction, they regain their humanity and therefore become useless to us. From the Strategy Page:

If one thing never seems to go away, it is the claims of abuse and/or torture at Guantanamo Bay. The latest claim comes from an Australian detainee captured around the time of the American Taliban, Johnny Walker Lindh. In this case, the media outlet pushing the story is the International Herald Tribune, a subsidiary of the New York Times. It is the big lie that never goes away, having hit everything from newspapers to the floor of the United States Senate to the TV series "Law and Order: Criminal Intent"...

Spitting on her son's grave

Cindy Sheehan is like all pacifists. They value shallow and empty existence over principles, basic human values, and decency (not to mention the lives of others). She blames Bush for the death of her son, but she sheds no tears for the thousands of Iraqis murdered by the terrorists whose cause for which she is now the de facto champion - just as she shed none for the hundreds of thousands Saddam Hussein murdered. Her son lived - and died - fighting for the American people, for the Iraqi people, and for the values America stands for - and yet she is determined to make both his life and his death ultimately meaningless.